Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription. You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles” by Manchester United after a game, or two.
Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it?
Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares
Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills
Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars.
Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care?
Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is from lack of sex
Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship
Tottenham vs Chelsea X2 Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :
Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting than the soul crushing experience of seeing City players trying to act like they enjoy playing.