Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription. You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles” by Manchester United after a game, or two.
Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it?
Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares
Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills
Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars.
Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care?
Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is from lack of sex
Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship
Tottenham vs Chelsea X2 Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :
Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting than the soul crushing experience of seeing City players trying to act like they enjoy playing.
Here we fucking go
Arsenal v Leicester X2 : because it’s Friday and it’s the first game of the season for Arsenal.
Watford v Liverpool 2 : Couthino will play the game of his life just to show Barca they need to bid +£1 to transfer him. Also lots of goals each side.
Everton vs Stoke 1: Everyone hates them fucking ogres
Crystal Palace vs Huddersfield X No one cares
Southampton vs Swansea 1 No one cares
West Brom vs Bournemouth 1 No one cares except that baseball cap twat
Chelsea vs Burnley 1 Chelsea needs a victory like a young player needs a loan to Vitesse
Brighton vs Manchester City 2 Banter when a new promoted team is going to score against a billion pound defence
Newcastle vs Tottenham X2 Spurs are not playing at Wembley so they might have a chance to win it, also they’d like to revenge for being bantered off by Newcastle twice: 1,2
Manchester United vs West Ham 1 José will get his dark arts kit and he’ll start crying to the red before the game is even played.
Now put your wife, your sarnie and your virginity on this accumulator to win fuck all.
Trend-ul de pe Twitter „PAID IN CASH” mi-a atras atenția. Se pare ca agenția Coral are o oferta pentru noi useri : pentru o victorie a lui Liverpool împotriva lui Exeter în FA Cup sunt dispuși sa ofere o cota de 50/1 sau 50 în cote decimale! Suma maxima de pariere e de £1.
Trebuie de reținut ca Liverpool va avea o echipa mai neexperimentată în seara asta datorita accidentărilor iar Exeter va încerca tradiția, magia anuala a Cupei Angliei de a învinge unul din greii din Premier League. Anul trecut Bradford a eliminat-o pe Chelsea apropos.
Nu știu dacă Coral e disponibil în România dar merita o încercare.