Premier League Preview Week 2

Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription.  You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles”  by Manchester United after a game, or two. 

Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it? 

Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares 

Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills 

Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh 

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars. 

Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care? 

Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal  against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is  from lack of sex 

Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship 

Tottenham vs Chelsea X2  Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :

Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting  than the soul crushing experience of seeing  City players trying to act like they enjoy playing. 


Let us prepare for the treble! 

Arsenal  came back from behind to level 1-1 against Chelsea in the Community Shield thanks to a late header  from Sead „Panzer /T-90”  Kolašinac

Arsenal won the Community Shield after the new ABBA penalty shoot out system thanks to Courtois and Alvaro Morata  missing their shots. 

Here is José Mourinho with the seal of approval  pointing out the number of major trophies won by Arsenal in 2017 – 2018:

Community Shield : Avanpremiera la Premier League 

Arsenal și Chelsea se reîntâlnesc azi după finala FA Cup în Community Shield (O super cupă  amicala în termeni europeni) 

Regula competiției e următoarea : trofeul important și are însemnătate doar atunci când Manchester United  îl câștiga, altminteri e doar o Cupă fără nici o valoare când alte echipe sunt implicate. 

Când José pierde Community Shield e doar un amical. Ne-am înțeles draci roșii? 

În fine  predicție Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea pentru ca nu vreau ca poliția secretă  a sărbătorii unui trofeu sa creadă ca îmi fac vreo speranță. 
PS: Tottenham ar fi dorit sigur să participe în aceasta cupă  amicală  având în vedere ca sunt maeștrii în sărbătoriea de trofee pre sezon