Our hero, our most valuable player, our #pashun, our player that „faaaaaaaaaaaaakiiiiinggg rans a round a bit”, our ALEXIS is here to stay. Just look at what he liked on Twitter.
Here to stay Alexis baby!
Căutând cu disperare egalarea împotriva hoardele din Mordor, tunarii amplasați tactic de Arsene Wenger ca într-un joc de FIFA 96, au egalat prin Lacazette, dar golul a fost anulat pe motiv de offside de către parțialul arbitru uns cu toate certificările posibile.
Aștept cu interes analiza lui Corpodean
Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription. You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles” by Manchester United after a game, or two.
Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it?
Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares
Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills
Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars.
Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care?
Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is from lack of sex
Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship
Tottenham vs Chelsea X2 Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :
Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting than the soul crushing experience of seeing City players trying to act like they enjoy playing.
Here we fucking go
Arsenal v Leicester X2 : because it’s Friday and it’s the first game of the season for Arsenal.
Watford v Liverpool 2 : Couthino will play the game of his life just to show Barca they need to bid +£1 to transfer him. Also lots of goals each side.
Everton vs Stoke 1: Everyone hates them fucking ogres
Crystal Palace vs Huddersfield X No one cares
Southampton vs Swansea 1 No one cares
West Brom vs Bournemouth 1 No one cares except that baseball cap twat
Chelsea vs Burnley 1 Chelsea needs a victory like a young player needs a loan to Vitesse
Brighton vs Manchester City 2 Banter when a new promoted team is going to score against a billion pound defence
Newcastle vs Tottenham X2 Spurs are not playing at Wembley so they might have a chance to win it, also they’d like to revenge for being bantered off by Newcastle twice: 1,2
Manchester United vs West Ham 1 José will get his dark arts kit and he’ll start crying to the red before the game is even played.
Now put your wife, your sarnie and your virginity on this accumulator to win fuck all.
Arsenal came back from behind to level 1-1 against Chelsea in the Community Shield thanks to a late header from Sead „Panzer /T-90” Kolašinac.
Arsenal won the Community Shield after the new ABBA penalty shoot out system thanks to Courtois and Alvaro Morata missing their shots.
Arsenal și Chelsea se reîntâlnesc azi după finala FA Cup în Community Shield (O super cupă amicala în termeni europeni)
Regula competiției e următoarea : trofeul important și are însemnătate doar atunci când Manchester United îl câștiga, altminteri e doar o Cupă fără nici o valoare când alte echipe sunt implicate.
Când José pierde Community Shield e doar un amical. Ne-am înțeles draci roșii?
În fine predicție Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea pentru ca nu vreau ca poliția secretă a sărbătorii unui trofeu sa creadă ca îmi fac vreo speranță.
PS: Tottenham ar fi dorit sigur să participe în aceasta cupă amicală având în vedere ca sunt maeștrii în sărbătoriea de trofee pre sezon
Ah…. Piers Morgan, the voice of the late to the party pseudo Arsenal fan on Twitter.
Leaving aside his current brown nosed politics, you’ll find out he is the epitome of hypocrisy.
He gets triggered like a snowflake and you’ll get the shiny gold medal of being blocked on Twitter in the next couple of minutes :
Isn’t life an alternative truth time line?