Our hero, our most valuable player, our #pashun, our player that „faaaaaaaaaaaaakiiiiinggg rans a round a bit”, our ALEXIS is here to stay. Just look at what he liked on Twitter.
Here to stay Alexis baby!
Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription. You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles” by Manchester United after a game, or two.
Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it?
Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares
Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills
Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars.
Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care?
Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is from lack of sex
Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship
Tottenham vs Chelsea X2 Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :
Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting than the soul crushing experience of seeing City players trying to act like they enjoy playing.
A light hearted YouTube channel posts a video about Kong: Skull Island.
The director, Jordan Vogt Roberts, the artist, takes on to Twitter to defend his creation from the mean hands of satire and no give fuckery:
Alright, we got it, you didn’t like it, you pointed it out some of the Cinema Sins problems.
Alright! Look satire! Being the director of a box office succes movie he must be busy…
Holy shit and sweet mother of Behemoth! He is still ranting after 24 hours, taking and pointing every single video from Cinema Sins doing a free cinematography class*!
Alright Jordan, don’t really want to know how you are when you’re upset and hope you’re dick is alright. Much love!
*Boss you’ll be able to teach us about cinematography when you’ll win the Grand Prix at Cannes for a movie about some bloke eating ciorbă, yeah?
Mbappe the well known sensational youngester that has been in the heart of this summer transfer skirmish between Arsenal, Real Madrid and PSG, had signed on!
After been dropped on the bench after a „club decision„, yesterday, Kylian Mbappe has signed into a famous social media platform to post a photo.
I did not expect by marching into a swastika formation, making a Hitlergruß, singing „Gas them all” or „The white man marches on” to be considered a
alt rightnazi or a mere racist. I was just defending the rights of oppressed white men and their right to drive into crowds without beeing considered terrorists.
Peter Cvjetanovic, 20
PS : Nice Doxxing
Here we fucking go
Arsenal v Leicester X2 : because it’s Friday and it’s the first game of the season for Arsenal.
Watford v Liverpool 2 : Couthino will play the game of his life just to show Barca they need to bid +£1 to transfer him. Also lots of goals each side.
Everton vs Stoke 1: Everyone hates them fucking ogres
Crystal Palace vs Huddersfield X No one cares
Southampton vs Swansea 1 No one cares
West Brom vs Bournemouth 1 No one cares except that baseball cap twat
Chelsea vs Burnley 1 Chelsea needs a victory like a young player needs a loan to Vitesse
Brighton vs Manchester City 2 Banter when a new promoted team is going to score against a billion pound defence
Newcastle vs Tottenham X2 Spurs are not playing at Wembley so they might have a chance to win it, also they’d like to revenge for being bantered off by Newcastle twice: 1,2
Manchester United vs West Ham 1 José will get his dark arts kit and he’ll start crying to the red before the game is even played.
Now put your wife, your sarnie and your virginity on this accumulator to win fuck all.
Arsenal came back from behind to level 1-1 against Chelsea in the Community Shield thanks to a late header from Sead „Panzer /T-90” Kolašinac.
Arsenal won the Community Shield after the new ABBA penalty shoot out system thanks to Courtois and Alvaro Morata missing their shots.