Breaking : Alexis Sanchez is staying 

Our hero, our most valuable player,  our #pashun, our  player that „faaaaaaaaaaaaakiiiiinggg rans a round a bit”, our ALEXIS  is here to stay. Just look at what he liked on Twitter. 

Here to stay Alexis  baby! 

Anunțuri

Postere 

Cum mă plimbam  așa pe Twitter, da știu e cel mai nașpa pentru ca nu are poze din vacanțe și nu poți să-ți spui opinia ta puternică în peste 1000 de caractere, am dat peste o artă fascinantă : 

Afișele de filme din Ghana!

Face Off……MMMMMKAAAY…..

A Nightmare on Elm Street… Ceva sânge dar hei e horror

Mrs Doubtfire WHAT THE ABSOLUTE ABYSMAL FUCKITY FUCK!!!!! 

Fanta de lumină 

Fanta de lumină sau riglă plasată pe ecranul televizorului? Ambele sau un  Virtual Assistant Referee care spre disperarea puriștilor ar face fotbalul mai clar și mai curat?

Căutând cu disperare egalarea împotriva hoardele din Mordor, tunarii amplasați tactic  de Arsene Wenger ca într-un joc de FIFA 96, au egalat prin Lacazette, dar golul a fost anulat pe motiv de offside de către parțialul arbitru uns cu toate certificările posibile. 

Aștept cu interes analiza lui Corpodean

Premier League Preview Week 2

Prepare your defibrillators, cancel your gym subscription.  You’ll have all the cardio you’ll ever need just by watching Arsenal being dethroned as „The Invincibles”  by Manchester United after a game, or two. 

Swansea v Manchester United 2 Pointless to even play other teams isn’t it? 

Bournemouth vs Watford X2 No one cares 

Burnley v West Brom X Clash of the thundercunt titans having a shithousery in defending skills 

Leicester vs Brighton 1 After that Arsenal game? meh 

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 1 Couthino still „injured”. Bonus Arnold to make every British pundit to wax lyrical about him and Daily Mail already preparing bombastic headlines about his cars. 

Southampton vs West Ham 1X Does anyone really care? 

Stoke vs Arsenal 1X2 Olivier Giroud to score his 100th goal for Arsenal  against The Legions of Middle Earth. Sanchez still „injured”. This week is  from lack of sex 

Huddersfield vs Newcastle 1 Playing to promote Sky Bet Championship 

Tottenham vs Chelsea X2  Spurs play at Wembley (hahaha) and Chelsea play after Burnley (hohoho). The only outcome I’d like would be this :

Manchester City vs Everton X I’ve seen Perugia vs Crotone and it was more exciting  than the soul crushing experience of seeing  City players trying to act like they enjoy playing. 

Kong Island : The triggering 

A light hearted YouTube channel  posts a video about Kong: Skull  Island. 

The director, Jordan Vogt Roberts, the artist, takes on to Twitter to defend his creation from the mean hands of satire and no give fuckery:

Alright, we got it, you didn’t like it,  you pointed it out some of the Cinema Sins problems. 


Wait? What? Jumping to Godwin’s Law so quickly? But I thought it was just light banter! 

Alright! Look satire! Being the director of a box office succes movie he must be busy… 

So last rant was about 21 hours ago… 

Holy shit and sweet mother of Behemoth! He is still ranting  after 24 hours, taking and pointing  every single video from Cinema Sins doing a free cinematography class*! 

Alright Jordan,  don’t really want to know how you are when you’re upset and hope you’re dick is alright. Much love! 

*Boss you’ll be able to teach us about cinematography when you’ll win  the Grand Prix at Cannes for a movie about some bloke eating ciorbă, yeah? 

Cinematografia română mai are o șansă 

Actorii români joacă bine, atât timp cât nu trebuie sa vorbească, nu sunt regizati de regizori care au luat premii la Cannes și producția are ca și consultant Rechin Pungaș. 

Florin Piersic Jr și Corneliu Ulici sunt decenți mai ales când sunt dublați de Channing Tatum și Joseph Gordon Levitt și nu trebuie să  vorbească cu „prune în gură” după cum ar spune Dorin Lazăr și Ovidiu „Ghiță contra” Eftimie la emisiunea radiofonică on demand ICR podcast

Șocant, știu, dar  se pot filma cadre în România fără ciorbă sau cadru fix pe o faianță mucegăită timp de 5 minute.*

Revolutionar! 

Lasă un comentariu repede „Mihai Viteazul e în seara asta la televizor!”  
PS: Geto-Dacii autentici și nostalgicii epocii de aur vor fi oripilați de acestă blasfemie cinematică. Ce naiba!  Sergiu Nicolaescu nu a murit ca să ne vindem țara americanilor iar aceștia să filmeze cadre de acțiune patentate de domnia sa! 

Mbappe has signed on! 

Mbappe  the well known sensational youngester that has been in the heart of this summer transfer skirmish  between Arsenal, Real Madrid and PSG, had signed on! 

After been dropped on the bench after a „club decision„, yesterday, Kylian Mbappe has signed into a famous social media platform to post a photo. 

I’m not the angry racist they see 

did not expect by marching into a swastika formation, making a Hitlergruß, singing „Gas them all” or „The white man marches on” to be considered a alt right nazi or a mere racist. I was just defending the rights of oppressed white men and their right to drive into crowds without beeing considered terrorists. 

Peter Cvjetanovic, 20

Meanwhile in Germany 


PS : Nice Doxxing